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Offline Sweetheart

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Do blondes really have more fun????
« on: Friday 04 January 2002, 19:10 »
:lia Assalamu alaykum my lovely friends............ .......... (F) (F) (F)

Lets get right down to the meat............:lol1 ..........no time to waste on this one (Y) (*) (Y)

[/B]Looking into the reality of rumours, I found that Rich Buhler shared the same interests and this is how he describes it.[/B]

Most of us don't intend to spread a rumor, hoax, or urban legend.  We intend to spread the truth. It's fascinating, however, that in our desire to spread what we think is the truth, certain kinds of stories emerge that are repeated from person to person, year to year, century to century, and place to place.  They have popularity and staying power.  Yet many of them are not true.[/color]


TAKE THIS FOR EXAMPLE[/color]

 WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (This actually made headlines)
Linda Burnett, 23 was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.  One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda’s eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she’d been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.  The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.  A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour.
And, yes, Linda is a blonde
:l2m ;-) (L) (F)

I hope none of those i know personally are reading this!!! otherwise.....(be gone with my head) lool :-O

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« Reply #1 on: Monday 07 January 2002, 18:40 »
SALAMAT!!!!!!! Im here sis True Muslim :bg


Girls Girls GIrls whats this :a1 :a1 :bl1

You people have me in stitches hehehehehehehe

Personaly i have no prpblems with women like i said before. Blondes, brunetts, tanned, it doesn't matter as long as she can vaccume.

NO NO NO not vacuume i meant to write as long as she is smart and intelligent and can teach me how to be a good man

 YES REALLY THATS WHAT I MEANT (ya rabbi why cant i keep my big mouth shut) :eg1 :p

COME ON LADIES ITS NOT ME THAT SAID THIS BUT A BLONDE . NOW LISTEN !!!

:usmile1 :lbw1 A blonde died her hair brown and wanted to test herself for added intelligence. Driving down the country side she saw a shepherd with his cattle. "Great" she says to herself. She went down and asked the shepherd "If i can guess how many sheep you have, can i take one?" The surprised shepherd says yes. After a long stare she says the correct number and picks one up and puts it in her trunk.

The shepherd says "if i can guess the real color of your hair, can i take my dog back?"  :apl1 :apl1


I DIDNT SAY THIS. SHE DID !!!

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Do blondes really have more fun????
« Reply #2 on: Monday 07 January 2002, 18:48 »
looooooool

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SALAMAT!!!!!!! Im here sis True Muslim  :bg


ahlan ahlan, you are very welcome here :apl1 you have finally found the way to get here :lbw1 good job my dear friend :apl1


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Personaly i have no prpblems with women like i said before. Blondes, brunetts, tanned, it doesn't matter as long as she can vaccume.


vaccume eh??? :be2 :f1  LoL ba2a kida ya HAMADA?? :tng1  now try to get hold of SUNSHINE :bg coz u might need some help (Y)


by the way, I see you masha^Allah in a good mood most of the time, (and insha^Allah always) so why don't you also go and check the jokes lounge :lbw1 and maybe laugh a bit ;-)


yalla I'll let you go
Take care

and again you are welcome here :hmp1


BEST regards (F)

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Re: Do blondes really have more fun????
« Reply #3 on: Wednesday 08 November 2006, 05:11 »
Yes, and my friends'girlffriendfwho ios also blonde always dirves in reverse to work, "to save on gas"!!!

 



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