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Hey SUNSHINE this ones for U
« on: Thursday 27 December 2001, 20:21 »
Heyyyyyyy SUNNY How's things lately ?????????? Missed u omego !!!:mg1 :hs :mg1 :hs


Hope your eating well. If not go make yourself some of that niiiiiiiiice kefta our sweetheart told us about. :lbw1 :lia :lbw1

Hey don't go now. Layk ya 3ammi layk :bg  !!!! i tell sunshine go read sweetheart and there he is running down the hallway. COME BACK HERE loooooooool:D :bl1

I have (G) (G) (G) for you. READ THIS

AN EXPLANATION ABOUT WOMEN
Hazardous material data base says:

ELEMENT ........women EXPERIMENTED BY............ MASS ............Accepte d as 55kg but known to vary from 55kg to 255kg

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES


1.BODY SURFACE NORMALLY COVERED WITH FILM OF POWDER OR PAINT.
2.BOILS AT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING-FREEZES FOR NO APPARENT REASON.
3.FOUND IN VARIOUS GRADES RANGING FROM VIRGIN MATERIAL TO COMMON ???.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

1.REACTES WELL TO GOLD, PLATINUM AND ALL PRECIOUS STONES.
2.EXPLODES SPONTANEOULSY WITHOUT REASON OR WARNING.
3.THE MOST POWERFUL MONEY REDUCING AGENT KNOWN TO MAN

COMMON USE

1.HIGHLY ORNAMENTAL, ESPECIALLY IN SPORTS CARS.
2.CAN GREATLY AID RELAXATION.
3.CAN BE A VERY EFFECTIVE CLEANING AGENT

HAZARDS
1.TURNS GREEN WHEN PLACED ALONGSIDE A SUPERIOR SPECIMEN.
2.POSESSION OF MORE THAN ONE IS POSSIBLE BUT SPECIMENS COULD EXPLOSE UNDER SOME CONDITIONS IF IN CLOSE CONTACT



Hey Sunny don't want u to laugh too hard :apl1 :l2m :l2m :l2m :l2m

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« Reply #1 on: Friday 28 December 2001, 15:11 »
Sanyorita ....

where did you find that ???  (C)

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Sanyorita what have you done ????
« Reply #2 on: Sunday 30 December 2001, 18:09 »
YA Sanyorita ya 7elwe ente. My love for you compells me to Ask allah to grant you paradise without prior torture when i see you doing a good deed. (F) (F) (F)

And when I read that you have made some important contributions to TAI this is when i am really please with you .[/ :rdg1 :rdg1 (Y)

WHat you have posted about women is important even though you post it as a joke to SUNSHINE. In your funny way you have drawn our attention to issues that are very important and we realy need to talk about them. I thank you for that as i am sure that many realise your sence of humour too.
You have actually prompted me to talk about a sensative issue ane reminded me of it.

THe Role of Women in Islam and in the West is a highly controversial issue. Thanks for your posting on how the West see us.

I'm sure you disagree with their opinion  :ww1

Just a point of caution ya 7elwe. Next time u come across an important issue turned into humour, just make sure of its wording that it doesn't go against Islam, before u post it. I realised that you DID attribute the joke to the data base system (third person narrative) but maybe you can take more care next time ya 7elwe. Just a word to my beloved ;-)

Till we read you again.......keep smiling;-) :bg

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« Reply #3 on: Sunday 30 December 2001, 18:18 »
what kind of Pampering is this ya Sweetheart ???

:bsf3 :gre1: :owf1

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Love of encouragement
« Reply #4 on: Sunday 30 December 2001, 18:59 »
loooool SUNSHINE


I was bringing out teh best in Sanyorita to make her see her potential which i'm sure she knows already.

Its good sometimes to hear from others how our work is received. But reader please focus on the good as much as possible only to multiply it not to feed ego.

So as i was telling Sanyorita how much her contributions are helpful and that they hold value to the forum i was also guiding her on a better way to achieve her goal. As i am sure that her goal is to be a valued contributor even with her chique   and trouble making but funny style .........  :p :ww1 ;-) :apl1


Sanyorita .........KEEP IT UP YOU ARE LOVED BY ALL (L) ;-)

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« Reply #5 on: Sunday 06 January 2002, 20:53 »
yes Sanyorita

you are loved by all

especially me

for you give me so much work to do .....

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My SUNSHINE
« Reply #6 on: Sunday 06 January 2002, 21:13 »
Heellllllloooooooooooooooooo SUNSHINE !!! :bg :bg


Listen!!!!!!! I cant help it !!!!!!!!!!! But everytime i read SUNSHINE my night turns day. What can i dooooooo ??? :apl1 :apl1

OH Sweetheart and u 2 sis. Bother of u r special to moi loooooool . Hey listen dont grow a big head now !! its just bcz u 2 talk to me alot.

But !! all love aside,,,,,SUNSHINE its time to get the axe out. No more Miss nicey nicey !!!

:'( :'( DO I REALLY GIVE U MORE WORK ??????? OOOOOOOOHHH :cwt :cwt :cwt

Heelp MEE I'm hurtin' oouucchh !!! :'( :'(

What am i ganna do to make it all betta again :'(

Gatta go my ice-cream's melting on the front verandar. (W)

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Re: My SUNSHINE
« Reply #7 on: Sunday 06 January 2002, 21:52 »
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Listen!!!!!!! I cant help it !!!!!!!!!!! But everytime i read SUNSHINE my night turns day. What can i dooooooo ??? :apl1 :apl1




enjoy it

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 But !! all love aside,,,,,SUNSHINE its time to get the axe out. No more Miss nicey nicey !!!




you are scary

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:'( :'( DO I REALLY GIVE U MORE WORK ??????? OOOOOOOOHHH :cwt :cwt :cwt




yes you do, because i have to go behind you all over make sure everything is OK.

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Helpp MEE I'm hurtin' oouucchh !!! :'( :'(

What am i ganna do to make it all betta again :'(





what happened to you. ?? please take it easy, u have got a 1000 things to do
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Hey SUNSHINE this ones for U
« Reply #8 on: Tuesday 15 January 2002, 02:19 »
As salaamu ^aleykum

i realy enjoy to read the long messenge who is by the way funny :-)
you have a great sens of humor i like it

:a1  keep in mind :a1
ALLAH MAWJOOD BILAA MAKAAN
ALLAH EXISTE WITHOUT A PLACE
ALLAH EXISTE SANS ENDROIT
ALLAH BESTAAT ZONDER EEN PLAATS TE HEBBEN

:a1 And also :a1
innamal 3ilm bi ta3alum

I LOVE YOU ALL FOR THE SAKE OF ALLAH

:lia :lia :lia :lia :lia :lia

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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday 15 January 2002, 09:12 »
May Allah Bless you dear Mohammad :ho1


Barakallahou feeka for the reminder :lia

 



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