Topic: A funny story

[BBlue]

An old friend from abroad , whom i was expecting to stay  with me , telephoned from the airport to tell me that he had arrived.
           
        I was still at the office at the time , but i had made arrangements for his arrival .After explaining where my new flat was , i told him that i had left the key under the door- mat . As i was likely to be home rather late , i advised him to go into the kitchen and help  himself to food and drink.

  Two hours later my friend telephoned me from the flat .At the moment  , he said , he was listening to some  of my records after having just had a truly wonderful meal .He had found a pan on the gas stove and fried two eggs and had helped himself to some cold chicken from the refrigerator. Now , he said, he was drinking a glass of orange juice and he hoped i would join him .
   
 When i asked him if he had reached the flat without difficulty , he answered that he had not been able to find the key under the door-mat , but fortunately the living -room  window just by the apple tree had been left open and he had climbed in. I listened to all this   in astonishment. There is no apple tree in front of my living-room , but there is one in front of my neighbor's.!

 :sleepin  :sleepin  :sleepin  :sleepin  :sleepin
  It is  not time to sleep  ! wasn't funny....? hehehe..

[waelaziz]

hhhhhhhhhhhh     very funny story dear BBlue

[BBlue]

:stumped  ! realy !   i'm so happy  to know  that you had enjoyed  it ,

  thkx , now  the next   one , it will be  funnier....hehehe.. .

[waelaziz]

wait for you

[Maqdisee]

lol

[BBlue]

It was very hot in the small court-room and everybody was feeling sleepy. After a tiring morning , the clerks were anxious to get off to lunch and even the judge must have felt relieved when the last case came up the court.

       A short middle aged man with grey hair and small blue eyes was now standing before  him . The man had a foolish :stumped  expression on his face and he kept looking around  :notme  stupidly as if he was trying hard to understand what was going on.

       The man was accused of breaking into a house and stealing a cheap watch (O) . The witness who was called did not give a very clear account of what had happened. He claimed to have seen a man outside the house one night , but on being questioned further , he confessed that he was not sure wether this was the man.

 The judge :bro1  considered the matter for a short time and then declared that as there was no real proof , the man could not be found guilty of any crime . He said that the case was dismissed and then rose to go.

 Meanwhile , the accused looked very puzzled  :woops . It was clear that he had not understood a thing   . Noticing   this, the judge paused for a moment and then the man said suddenly,:


 :confused: “Excuse me, sir , but do I have to give the watch back or not ?”


 ;-) hehehehe!  
 nice one right?

[waelaziz]

Originally posted by BBlue
 

 ;-) hehehehe!  
 nice one right?

 :bg    :bg

[Sahar]

lol
very funny BBlue  :bg  :bg :bg

[BBlue]

Now that is smoking considered to be very dangerous to the health , it is especially diffucult for children to buy cigarettes or tobacco .Our tabacconist , Mr soames , has always been very careful about this .If his customers are very young , he always asks them whom the cigarettes are for.
One day, a little girl whom he  had never seen before walked boldly into his shop and demanded twenty cigarettes .She had the exact amount of money in her hand and seemed very sure of herself.
 Mr soames was so surprised by her confident manner that he forgot to ask his usual question .
Instead , he asked her what kind of cigarettes she wanted. The girl replied promptly and handed him  the money.
While he was giving her the cigarettes . Mr soames said laughingly that as she was so young she would hide the packet in her pocket in case a policeman saw it. However ,the little girl did  not seem to find this very funny .Without even smiling she took the packet and walked towards the door .Suddenly she stopped , turned round , and looked steadily at Mr soames. There was a moment 's deathly silence and the tabacconist wondered what she is going to say.
All at once; in a clear , solemn voice, the girl declared :
-" my dad is a policeman,"and with that she  walked quickly  out of the shop.
 
             

[Sami Yusuf Islam]

(applauding so hard)