Topic: Wahhabiy jokes

[Yasmin]

Assalamu Alaykum

i got more...

Q: What's the difference between a wahaniy and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: How can you tell if a wahabiy's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.

Q: How can you tell if another wahabiy's been using the computer?
A: There's writing on the white-out.

Q: What did the wahabiy think of the new computer?
A: He didn't like it because he couldn't get channel 9.

Q: Why don't wahabiy's eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.

Q: Why don't wahabiy's eat pickles?
A: Because they can't get their head in the jar.

When a someone was dying a Wahabiy asked  "What is the number for 911"

The wahabiy is so dumb that he sat on the tv and watched the couch.

A wahabiy is so dumb that he tried to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

A wahabiy is so ugly when he looked out the window the cops arrested him for mooning.

A wahabiy is so dumb that she failed a survey.

A wahabiy is so dumb she tripped ova a cordless phone.

A wahabiy is so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

When a wahabiy rolled daown the grand canyon he got stuck.

Q: Why do wahabiy's wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.

Q: Why do wahabiy's like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax now in effect in Canada)
A: Because they can spell it.

Q: Why do wahabiy's have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.


More to come Insha Allah...

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[Dab]

Alslamu Alikom,
Brothers and sisters posting jokes about other people, I hope you understand Arabic so please read what ALLAH say :


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Chapter 49, Verse 11-13

Dab

[syd]

avery good jokes dear yasmin, but why wahabbiy.??

exactly...why picking on wahabiys? though im not one, but arnt they muslims too....?!

[amar_labedi]

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