There where these 3 Wahaby women that wanted to be policemen. So the Wahaby's go into the police station for the job but first they have to pass a test.
The first Wahaby goes in and the man asks her "What she can tell about the suspect in the photo?" So the Wahaby says "Well he must be half blind since he only has one eye."
The guy says no and that it is a side photo. So the next Wahaby comes in and says "Well he must be hard of hearing because he only has 1 ear" The man says " no, it is a side photo"
So its the last Wahabys turn and she goes in there and looks at the photo. She says, "Well, I believe that the suspect wears contacts. So the guy says, "well, I'm going to have to check on that." So he comes back and says "wow, how did you know the suspect wore contacts?" And the Wahaby replies, "well, it sure would be hard to buy glasses if you only have 1 eye and 1 ear."
A Wahaby by the name of Kalbani was getting pretty desperate for money. So he decided to go to the richer part of town and try to get a job as a handyman. he rang the doorbell at the first house he came to, and a man answered the door. he asked if there were any odd jobs she could do, and he replied, "Well, actually, we need the porch painted—how much do you want?" Kalbani said he felt $50 was fair. He replied, "OK, the ladders, paint, and other tools you need are in the garage." When the man closed the door, his wife, who had overheard the conversation asked him, "$50, does he realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "he must have,she was standing right on it." About 45 minutes later, the doorbell rings again, and the man is surprised to find Kalbani there. he tells him that he's done, and states that he even had enough paint to do two coats. As the man is reaching into his wallet to pay her, Kalbani says, "Oh, and by the way, that isn't a Porsche—it's a Ferrari."
A Wahaby goes to Florida for some alligator boots. No matter which store he goes to, he can't find the boots. A few days later a manager of one of the stores is driving home at night and sees the Wahaby knee-deep in a swamp. All around him, alligators are lying belly-up. The manager stops and watches the Wahaby. Suddenly, the Wahaby grabs an alligator, wrestles it, and turns it over. he looks at its feet and says, "Damn! This one isn't wearing boots either!"
A married couple were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, the husband asked the manager, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are, very slowly?"
The Wahaby leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr- gerrrrrrr Kiiiiing.
There is a Wahaby and an American that want to commit suicide, so they climb up the Eiffel tower. The American jumps off, and the Wahaby goes to somebody and asks how do you get down.
Wahaby inventions:
The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlight
Submarine screen door
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart board
A dictionary index
Ejector seat in a helicopter
Pedal-powered wheel chairs
Waterproof tea bags
There were two Wahabys walking down the street and they spotted a compact. They rushed over to see who it belonged to so they could return it. The first one opens it and says, "This person looks familiar" The second one says, "Let me see." he looks at his friend and says, "Silly, that's me!"
Me: Hey, Kalbani, how do you make a Wahaby laugh twice in a row?
Wahaby Kalbani: I dunno. How?
Me: Tell him the same dumb Wahaby joke twice in a row.
Me: Hey Kalbani, how do you make a Wahaby laugh twice in a row?
Did you hear about the Wahaby who thought nitrates were cheaper than day rates.
A Wahaby lived on a farm. He didn't get many visitors, so I went to see him. When I got there, he was standing stiff as a board, out in the middle of the cow paddock. I yelled out to him, and asked what he was doing standing out there all still and straight. He replied that he was trying to win a Noble Peace prize. I said, "Well, that's great, but what are you doing in the paddock?" He replied, "I was reading the newspaper, and it said all you had to do to win the Noble Peace prize was to be outstanding in your field."
Did you hear about the Wahaby that was arrested for shoplifting shoes from K-Mart? They caught him just as he was hopping out the front door.
Did you hear about the Wahaby who was shopping in Macy's when the power went out? he was trapped for three hours on an escalator.
A Wahaby goes to get his hair cut. The hair stylist cuts for about 30 minutes, hands the Wahaby a mirror and asks, "How do you like it?" The Wahaby says, "It's okay, but could you make it just a little longer on the back?"
Wahaby: I was born in the U.S.
Friend: Oh really, what part?
Wahaby: All of me, silly.
A Wahaby sees a freight train coming and speeds up to beat it across the tracks. The investigator at the scene of the accident wrote on his report, "Some idiot, racing to beat the train, died when he hit the caboose."
Wahaby's don't worry about flat tires because, as they reason ... "Heck, it's only flat on the bottom. If I need to go somewhere, I'll just drive on the top half."
A Wahaby tried to sell his old car. he was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it. One day, he told his problem to an American he worked with at a oil reserves. The American told him, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal."
"That doesn't matter," replied the Wahaby, "if I only can sell the car." "Okay," said the American. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car."
The following weekend, the Wahaby made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the American asked the Wahaby, "Did you sell your car?" "No," replied the Wahaby, "why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it."
more to come............
