Topic: Hey you guys..:-) I Missed You????

[Sanyorita]

I got a present for you all................ tease your brains on these for a change to some pepper. lol :mg1


These are cute!

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
 
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
 
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
 
4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,
and a diet coke.
 
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters.
 
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
 
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
 
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.
 
9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe theprocess so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
 
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
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Hey True, Ismatudeen, Nour, Lily, etc etc SUNSHINE  and the rest of the cute TAI clan...oh yeah  :dbs1 and Sweetheart too!!! ooohhhh where's HAMADA lately lol i should know, right?

Well anyway, pick a scenario from above and tell me what you guys think..cool??

 Well im chilled out, c ya soon.
:apl1

[solos]

i think no 2 is too "cool". They put handicaps parking places in front of skating rink to worn people to take all necessary procautions not to break their necks when they skate. Otherwise, handicaps places are ready to welcome them....next time.

[mo2minah]

very funy
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solos: what a great comment :apl1 :apl1 :apl1

[True Muslima]

loooooooooool


saniyoritaa !!!!!! how i am to see you here!! where have u been???  i missed u :-)

4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,
and a diet coke.

looooool I luved this one, and it's very true!!!!

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we wanna see u more dear sis (L)

[Anwar_l_siba]

loooooooooool. believe me all of them are cool. ( cause they are on america ... kikikiki )

[Muhammed]

but at the same time you forgot meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
:-)
your brother in islam

[Crow]

looooooooooool :bl1  Isnt it the truth?? :bsf4 :rolleyes: :dbs1 :ot1 :ws1 :gre1:

rose17

[Sanyorita]

i think no 2 is too "cool". They put handicaps parking places in front of skating rink to worn people to take all necessary procautions not to break their necks when they skate. Otherwise, handicaps places are ready to welcome them....next time.

you cracked me up looooooooooooooool

Yeah!!!!!!!! only in the the SUPER POWER of a  :dbs1  :bg country can this idiocracy happen

[Sanyorita]

very funy
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solos: what a great comment :apl1 :apl1 :apl1

Sis what about this one ?
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.

Has it happened to you yet?

And i used to wonder why America is rich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You need to buy 2 bags of buns and throw the unused 8 to the birds loool :apl1

[Sanyorita]

loooooooooool. believe me all of them are cool. ( cause they are on america ... kikikiki )

i like this one the mooooooooost

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe theprocess so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
what do yo think ??/ :mg1